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officialwhitegirls:

for our final English project last year we had an essay and it had to be around 800 words and this one guy in our class only had 400 so he copied the words he had and pasted it in white below it

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engagedbbw:

joodleeatsrainbows:

dorkinthefreakkingdom:

kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:

And my personal favorite:

Popcorn guy is my favorite.

okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT

I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.

I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!

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asvprock:

Kids Bop (Anaconda):  My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done! 

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raptorific:

The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain. 

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virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

image

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coolghost:

amazing that there are living humans out there who have chosen to label other groups of people “justice warriors” and align themselves as directly opposed to them. opposed to justice. look in the mirror. tell yourself “i hate justice”. do you feel like a batman villain yet.

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ask-thelittleheros:

Peter Q: Or sometimes we play monopoly.

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roseyjehan:

davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

OH GOD THIS IS SO GREAT

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onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

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mastertheavatarstate:

rneng:

doctor-eggbert:

So I went to my town’s library for the first time in over a year and I found this poster. Just omg

knock out the librarians 
take poster
run 

4. Copy and distribute to the world.

mastertheavatarstate:

rneng:

doctor-eggbert:

So I went to my town’s library for the first time in over a year and I found this poster. Just omg

  1. knock out the librarians 
  2. take poster
  3. run 

4. Copy and distribute to the world.

(Source: selfchromfidence, via screaming-in-lowercase)