The name of this blog is secret

platypusinplaid:

These Pottermore stats literally go against every house stereotype ever

platypusinplaid:

These Pottermore stats literally go against every house stereotype ever

(via screaming-in-lowercase)

brolininthetardis:

i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

(Source: thestudentprincesss, via sherdoor)

m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

(Source: whenthingsgoterriblywrong, via hellabackboy)

brittbax:

adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

Crossover fanfiction

brittbax:

adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

Crossover fanfiction

(Source: fuckyeahpotterphotography, via screaming-in-lowercase)

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

(via hellabackboy)

m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

(via sherdoor)

hawkeyc:

wow thank you so much what a great tutorial 

hawkeyc:

wow thank you so much what a great tutorial 

(via sherdoor)

mortimer-graves:

np900:

IT WAS A PHASE!!

Aren’t we forgetting a few?

(via supernatural-doctor-of-wizards)

theoeuvre:

lalasiy:

The Cast of Orange Is The New Black for Elle Magazine

holy shit

THE CHICKEN

(Source: heytinafey, via jenniaceworldcw)

thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

(Source: toastedaz, via pretztail)

saverockandrollera:

everyone on this website is slowly going back to school one by one its kinda like a horror movie but worse

(Source: comflix, via sherdoor)

dreaminghermione:

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

(via sherdoor)

snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

(via sherdoor)

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

(via thehamsteroflife)

Anonymous said: sherlock and john having a huge fight and john storms off and locks himself into the bedroom. sherlock doesnt know what to do so he gets a piece of paper and writes "I'm sorry please come out" on it and sticks it under the door and just in that second john opens the door and sees sherlock sticking paper under the door like a 6 year old and he starts laughing

incurablylazydevil:

this is 100% canon